equidem:

I want to text u but I need to be more drunk for that so hold up a diddly darned second

ema-j:

This day was perfect, I crave San Francisco
earthlycreations:

Mammoth by Kory Mathhew

fivegum:

fivegum:

i want to play laser tag

I played laser tag and told two 7 year olds to fuck themselves

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littlemammal:

at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”

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sublim-ature:

Vernal Falls, CaliforniaStephen Moehle
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